Plot: A series of brutal rapes has the police desperate for answers, as there seems to be no end in sight. The women are attacked, raped, and burned with some kind of acid, but they do survive the horrific assaults. The descriptions of the rapists are all different, which means unless the criminal is a master of disguise, each incident was similar but with a different rapist. This compounds the frustration for Detective Andriotti (Lance Lewman), who has no real clues or leads to run with. But there is a common thread, as it soon learned that all of the known victims were virgins. As more women are attacked and no additional leads come in, Andriotti starts to brainstorm with Dr. Gamble Pace (Teresa Farley), who has treated most of the victims. The odds of tracking down real answers are slim, but the two are determined to exhaust every potential angle. Will they be able to uncover the truth about the violent spree and if so, is there even a way to stop the attacks once and for all?

Entertainment Value: Breeders is about raping virgins, vagina face mutant children, bathing in alien semen, then a woman cries over the closing credits. This is off the charts madness at times, but sadly the movie as a whole doesn’t quite those heights of insanity like the individual strands. Even so, this is a wild one and it centers on mysterious attacks on women, all virgins and all raped by different men. There is science involved in the virgin approach, as homeless sluts don’t work quite as well. This is just fun 80s sleaze horror, tons of naked bodies, some nice gore, and a goofy, fun narrative. The pace is brisk and the movie runs under 80 minutes, so it wastes no time and packs in all the needed goodies. The cast is ok, but no one really stands out as memorable. The blonde nurse is a personal favorite mine, but not exactly for her acting skills alone. I don’t know what else you can ask of Breeders, as it fulfills all the genre requirements and has some wild, off the rails moments. Above all else, it is just a fun movie that knows what it is and runs with that. I’d recommend it to anyone who appreciates 80s horror, body horror, sleaze, or women bathing each other in semen.

Breeders knows what the audience wants and as such, features a host of nude scenes to feast your eyes upon. A couple of full frontal scenes, but tons of topless moments and bare asses on showcase. One scene has a girl disrobe and begin doing nude exercises for no discernible reason, which is awesome. The girls get naked in the shower, while talking on the phone, and yes, they’re naked in a swimming pool filled with the semen of aliens. Most of the females we’ve seen naked up to that point return, all naked again and all covered in jizz. They rub the jizz all over themselves, all over each other, it is just a lot of naked women and a lot of jizz. This is art, folks. A good amount of blood too, including some gross, but awesome body malformation sequences. We see bodies pulse, crack open, leak fluids, and sometimes just explode into blood and flesh bits. The gore effects look good and are fun to watch, just goopy, gross fun. The dialogue is silly and has some memorable moments, usually the girls talking about how being a virgin is such a burden and how they cope with the social derision. Not many home run lines, but solid fun with the dialogue in most scenes. As far as craziness, we have aliens, virgins being hunted, bodies being torn apart from the inside, a mutant child with a vagina for a face, and come on, a bunch of hot chicks bathing in jizz. Maybe not the wildest shit we’ve seen, but it deserves some serious crazy credit.

Nudity: 8/10

Blood: 6/10

Dialogue: 3/10

Overall Insanity: 7/10

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