Plot: A mysterious new porn director has made waves with his productions, as he pays much more than the other filmmakers in his business. This allows him to hire the actresses he wants and even bring in numerous high profile starlets, since his cash seems to have no limits. But before she can even make it to the set, one of the girls cast in the movie is strangled right in her own driveway. Meanwhile, the shoot goes on and the drama runs high, as rivalries lead to banter between the starlets. While the actresses bicker and the crew prepares the final touches for the shoot, someone is stalking the set and soon, his stalking turns deadly. Now a killer is loose on the set and with so much drama and tension already in place, someone vanishing from the shoot might not seem that unusual. As the body count rises, can anyone survive the porn shoot massacre or have these starlets received their final money shots?

Entertainment Value: While some movies use a creative title to bait & switch the viewers, Porn Shoot Massacre is just what the title claims. As a porn is being filmed, the talent finds themselves being hunted by a mysterious killer. So there’s  never been a worse time to towel off between takes, right? A blend of softcore sex and horror, the movie doesn’t go all in with either element, instead using minor doses of each coupled with some mostly lame humor. I do think some of the jokes work, mostly just because of how outlandish the director character is, but most of the humor is just cringe and lands with a splat. The movie does have a lot of topless scenes and some softcore sex, but not as much as you might expect. The horror side pans out about the same, as there’s some blood, but the violence is all off screen. I mean, most of the girls drop top and some blood flows, but with a title like Porn Shoot Massacre, its reasonable to expect a lot of sex and blood. I wanted this to be a wild, gonzo movie that loaded up on the naughty stuff, but instead it is more of a bad comedy with some light horror and topless girls. I also liked the snuff movie aspect of the narrative, but this one is likely only of interest to diehard horror fans who need to see it all.

This one has frequent topless scenes, but that’s all the nakedness. A shower scene under the credits provides a little bare ass and quick glimpses of nether regions, but the volume of nudity in this one is lower than expected. I mean its a porn shoot, right? The blood pops up often, but it is always like the aftermath or some red stuff splashing against the wall. The violence is always off screen and rarely in creative ways, so there’s no gore, just some blood tossed around. The horror is executed in ways like a slasher would be, so the lack of on screen violence is a real mistake. Even a few moments of visible carnage could have worked wonders here. So while the score is low, it is due to the blood being passive, which is not as much fun. The dialogue is pretty weak, but a few colorful moments arrive and I did like the director, the princess, and the midget. If nothing else, the premise was ripe for over the top sex talk, but the worst it gets here is mention of a golden shower and some midget sex. Not much craziness either, aside from the midget’s antics, a girl being stalked while she’s taking a shit, and the director’s outlandish rants and fake facial hair.

Nudity: 4/10

Blood: 1/10

Dialogue: 1/10

Overall Insanity: 1/10

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