Plot: Judith (Tracy Scroggins) survived her encounter with the demonic toys, but those tiny terrors are still on the loose in the warehouse. No one believes her story about the toys turning deadly of course, so she needs help if she’s going to put an end to the pint sized killers once and for all. Meanwhile, alien cop Brick Bardo (Tim Thomerson) has learned about a woman who was shrunk by aliens, a beautiful blonde bombshell named Ginger (Melissa Behr). As Brick and Ginger explore their small, but powerful love affair, Judith realizes Brick is the ideal partner to take down the toys. Ginger’s jealousy flares up and she tags along, to ensure Judith doesn’t steal her little man. Brick is a crack shot with his hand cannon and Judith is no slouch either, but can even these two skilled cops manage to take out the demonic toys for good?

Entertainment Value: Full Moon has a host of colorful properties and they love to do cross overs, so Dollman vs. Demonic Toys was a natural. This one runs about an hour and has some flashbacks, so its a quick jaunt, but it has some fun moments. Brick from Dollman meets a woman shrunk down to his size by aliens, then teams up with Judith from Demonic Toys, to battle those mean old playthings. I mean, I’ll never complain about Tim Thomerson, so even if this cross over isn’t that memorable, it was fun to see him back as Brick. The movie is slow to get going, but once we reach the warehouse, the fun starts and some memorable events unfold. I mean, you don’t often see a possessed baby doll trying to forcibly inseminate a woman shrunk by aliens with the seed of a demon, you know? This is a fun fan service movie that lets see Brick, Judith, and the toys again. While it doesn’t try to launch a thousand ships, the movie is short and sweet, with some fun moments for fans of these movies. If you’re into either Dollman or Demonic Toys or Full Moon in general, its worth a look.

No nakedness, so sorry to those hoping to glimpse Ginger’s tiny titties. No real blood either, though a couple gun shots provide some green goop, so I suppose that warrants a point. This cross over tends to focus on humor over horror, which I mean I’d love more bloodshed, but it is what it is. The lack of gore is a little surprising given that both movies packed a decent amount of crimson, but it does seem like this cross over was a little rushed, so perhaps that’s the reason. On the dialogue side, we have some fun one liners and innuendos, but sadly a new voice is used for Baby Oopsy Daisy. I preferred the voice from the original, but this one isn’t all that bad. Oopsy Daisy has some memorable lines and of course, Brick is always ready with a sharp barb or two. The finale is pretty wild, but otherwise not that much crazy shit happens here. Given the short duration and multiple flashbacks, there wasn’t much time for chaos, I suppose.

Nudity: 0/10

Blood: 1/10

Dialogue: 3/10

Overall Insanity: 1/10

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