Plot: Crystal (Chesty Morgan) knows her boyfriend Larry (Richard Towers) is connected to organized crime, but she can’t convince him to leave that life. But he won’t listen, though he does propose since the two are such a natural couple. His lifestyle of crime soon comes back to haunt him when he is murdered, all while on a phone call that forces Crystal listen as her love is snuffed out. But she refuses to just move on, especially since before his death, Larry entrusted to her papers with revealing information about his assorted criminal connections. Now she plans to track down the men who killed her love, going undercover as a stripper to avoid suspicion. But can a chick with massive tits manage to take down hardened mobsters?
Entertainment Value: A movie that stars a woman with 73 inch breasts, directed by Doris Wishman. Yeah, you need to see Deadly Weapons. While not the epic Chesty against the mob crime thriller we all desperately want, this is an oddball movie that exploitation fans will have some fun with. You have Chesty Morgan’s enormous breasts out all the time, but really this is a touching look at the lengths we go to as humans, when love is torn from our life. Nah, this is just a chick with huge tits looking for revenge and done with the low rent style Doris Wishman made into an art form. You can also see Harry Reems as a mob enforcer, which is just awesome. Not a lot happens until the second half, but it is such an odd duck of a movie, you’ll never be bored. If you like massive mammaries, Harry Reems, or exploitation in general, give Deadly Weapons a look.
Chesty Morgan is topless all de time in this one, so those gigantic jugs are on frequent showcase. She never gets totally nude, but her tits are for sure the stars of Deadly Weapons. A couple other scenes have some nakedness as well, including an offbeat moment that just watches a naked girl doing underwater flips in a pool. On the blood side, not much aside from some smashed up faces. Chesty does smother men to death with her love pillows though, a sure highlight. Harry Reems also strangles a girl to death with a silk tie in a lingering, fetishistic scene. Some interesting dialogue exchanges, but not much you’ll want to quote later on. A great scene between Chesty and Reems poolside is both awkward and hilarious. This movie has some wackiness to be sure, including a couple of surprisingly dark moments, but isn’t that insane. Doris Wishman must not have felt like steering this train too far off the tracks. It is still an odd duck with some strange scenes, though.
Nudity: 5/10
Blood: 2/10
Dialogue: 3/10
Overall Insanity: 4/10
Marc Fusion 