Plot: Amarosa High is on an epic winning streak, as the football team continues to rack up win after win. The players might be good, but it is the cheerleaders who should take credit for this sudden upswing in performance. The cheer squad is packed with beautiful girls who love to show off their school spirit, in numerous ways. Jeannie (Stephanie Fondue) sees the cheerleaders and dreams of being one of them, especially since she can’t even score with her boyfriend. When a place on the squad opens up, Jeannie gets advice from a couple of the girls and winds up making the cut. After all, the last girl had to leave when she got pregnant, so they hope a virgin will last the season. But will being part of the squad be all she dreamed of and will Jeannie manage to keep her cherry through the entire season?

Plot: The Cheerleaders promises cheesecake, a troupe of young, nubile girls in the flesh and it more than delivers. The story is simple and never gets in the way of the naked girls, just offering comic relief between sex scenes. The humor is broad and slapstick, but works within the framework of the movie. You don’t need cerebral humor when you have a creepy janitor dressed like a bear wanting to rape a cheerleader, right? You couldn’t make this movie now, especially with all the sex between adults and students, but The Cheerleaders runs full speed with the concept. The girls have that 70s charm and while the acting is atrocious, it always entertains. Jeannie especially has some cringe moments that have to be seen to be believed, with some tremendously bad dialogue reads. Hokey humor and tons of naked girls, The Cheerleaders is pure drive-in fun.

As I said, this movie has the goods when it comes to naked girls. The movie opens with the entire squad taking their clothes off and after that, you rarely have to wait long for a sex scene to unfold. These girls will fuck anyone, anywhere and that includes the bus driver, the football coach, and whatever random dudes happen to pass by. Tons of breasts, full frontal, and of course, creepy old guys trying to get an eyeful. There’s even a lesbian scene on an exercise bike that stands out as a highlight. No blood, this is fun little romp that never has more drama than some rough sex on a lawn. A lot of 70s gold in the dialogue, especially from the odd drug dealer who likes to rhyme his conversations. This is pretty out there by today’s standards, with questionable consent and the sex with adults, but overall this is just a cheesecake comedy that is most certainly a product of its freewheeling era.

Nudity: 10/10

Blood: 0/10

Dialogue: 7/10

Overall Insanity: 6/10